Updated 23rd April 2008.
Order your dream shirt today!

OK, still some Wankstrong t-shirts in stock but our clearance bucket is not worth talking about. What we do have is a new print-run planned. It's going to be done in June. We'll be sorting some people in time for SSUK08 and then taking more orders for specific design/size/colour combos.

OK, t-shirts are probably still £15 (might need a pound towards postage too) this is tbc. Girls are 'ladies slim fit' with 4% lycra, while boys are just cotton - sizes and colours shown here. You can choose to have most designs printed in white or black ink. Kids t-shirts are also available (but, not surprisingly, only for 'happy' and 'shonky'). Please just choose a colour, size and design you like from the eight to the right. All have 'the outcast' logo on the back. 'Wank' are only available on white shirts and 'Hate you' only in white ink on a sky blue shirt. Then email us to sort things out - like have we got it? have you got any money? where shall we send it? We're tending to do short runs with requests cos we can't find the cash to invest in an assortment that might sell. Best thing to do is email us cos we might have want you want or we might be about to do another print run. It's 'shonky bespoke'® - and of course we haven't registered that but it does look very professional.

Key fob bottle opener (near mythical)
Currently not available! 32 are reported to be in an On-One shed but haven't made it to Chipps' yet. They are 4 quid when they exist.

Stickers,we've got a fair few of these! Some have the logo with numerous slogans, or just a logo, all black and white or white and black. Some just say Shonky. Some are on clear background. We have "I'm more singlespeedy than you" and "I just came across the most beautiful clique" too, and Jo's "ONE REALLY NICE SPEED" and "You can't label me I'm a singlespeeder". You might get one free with a t-shirt or subscription purchase, or you can have some , randomly selected by Biff, for the (UK posted included) princely sum of one or two or three pounds. Specific requests welcome.

Plans are most definitely coming on for an Outcast cap! Also on the list is 'shonky' socks and 'Outcast' shot glasses (for espresso or malt) and some chunky coffee cup worthy of a Chipps latte. We might well get some new fob openers sorted too.

Single simple happy - none, all gone.

Shonky - none, all gone.

Fucked myself - bright yellow (M, M), warmer yellow (S, M), white (M), black (M).

Clamshagsolo - black (girl M)

We also have some SSWC2004 t-shirts (see right) for £10 (grey ones in M, L and XL and a single blue shönky in XL). And that's about it (for now).

Do please get in touch and we can sort you out. The shonky product to transform your life (or at least distract you from it) is a simple reality. And similarly if you want to buy a copy (or two) of The Outcast then click here!